finestintheshop:

i love it when people misspell bawling and say that they’re “balling their eyes out” like ball so hard my motherfuckin eyes came out

(via markisaunicorn)

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keepittwisted:

Always
petiteminette:

optimal spooning position
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des-tr0y:

turntechgoddamnit:

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

Important doguments

^^^ HAHA
bemoretea:

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mysticaljew:

when you get insulted and you pretend like it doesn’t hurt:

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(Source: mysticaljew, via classybeachbumsx3)

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